Submission (#2218) Approved

“THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!”
Bite has been trying to plant these goddamnit flowers into the ground goddamnit. For new years bite thought “hey why am i so” impatient all the time like why can't i just wait why does it have to be like” this way so many days in a row what's the thing that does not need things to be happening so goshdamn often so i can do it. that's what he thought hold on i forgot a quotation mark” oh well that looks messy anyway. Bite thought these things and Bite really liked the idea of gardening as a result because you can just put some things in places and it's good that's as much as he knows. After putting in a bunch of sees on the ground and watering them, he sits there and waits, looking at it… is this right? is this correct? bite does not know bite is panicking a bit, but this is about waiting… this is fine, it must be.

“happy new year!” Daere and Corbett were in Daere’s big house i think it's called a mansion, they are in the lounge and drinking WINE don't ask me how they are. As they look out the 5 meter tall window (very tall) they look out onto the big garden and see bite just sitting there!!!
“What is my darling doing there” says Daere
“What is your darling doing there” says Corbett, but spookily, watch out! This year starts off bonkers with some wild action does not it

They sprint down to the outside location and see them sitting there, looking at this thing.
“HEY ARE YOU OKAY” said both of them one letter at a time it was a real mouthful but we got through it
“can you say that normally next time?” “ok”
“i'm looking at this plant cause i want to see it get bigger better badder fuckinhg whatever” look i'm writing this so tired but i'm trying alright i originally had this idea of them 3 or 4 talking and each one has a line each but bite is monologuing and the rest of them comment on what he's doing and it was supposed to be this pretty narrative and now too much time passed and i'm oh so eepy i can't make things good anymore
“that was troublesome”
“sure was”
“anyway, for my new years resolution i wanted to make plants to fix myself”
“you, bite!” gobertt starts “have much to learn but hey we can make it achievable together” or some shit i think that's motivating isn't it
“yes, if we focus less on self and more on what brings more you will always be happier” daere adds, wow isn't that a nice crap of things to say.
And maybe they are right! so bite kicks the seed twirls the seed and instead goes to a hut and grabs fireworks to kick off the year so well. They all sit around and watch it go poof poof into the sky, shooting up towards the way of accepting ones self